watch out, you're dribbling I have a new hobby: religious debate. For those who love drama and stirring up shit, I highly recommend it. The thing is, someone told me that I could go to a chatroom and meet people that I could download South Park episodes from. So I went looking for it and couldn't find it, but in between Super Penis Suckers and Tipsy Turned On Twin Teen Titties was the Christian Bible Study and Debate Board. I thought I would just sneak on and see what people were saying, maybe learn something, since I am trying to write this book about Jesus and all. Well, I had never been in a chatroom before and the damn computer like totally screamed out that I had entered the room. If it had been a real physical room, it would have been the equivalent of me walking in in squeaky clown shoes and a ski mask and then letting a really loud, smelly fart. It was fun, though. We debated about whether Jesus was perfect, whether the Christian Church has been a political entity in the past (some people actually denied this!), whether the bible has been changed over the years (duh!). People tend to get testy over matters of religion, though (go figure)and I had to wonder why people would come to a debate board if they just tend to get pissed off at anybody who has a different viewpoint. Anyway, I left after one guy, at whose intellect I had been marvelling, started talking about how he heard God speaking to him. I wonder what God sounds like? Speaking of which, my husband read me this story about an atheist guy who took the drug 2C-I and saw God. According to his description, god looked kinda like a skinny Mr. Clean. After that, he claimed to be a devoutly religious man. I wonder what denomination? The Church of Springtime Freshness? |