Mr. normal and the wierding way I go to this pregnancy/parenting website a lot, probably more than I should. Really, I spend too much time on this computer, probably a couple of hours a day all told, my eyes are probably going to start going lazy and getting cataracts and I'll start looking like one of those ancient cats that are incontinent and everyone just wishes would die. Anyway, I got an email from this lady at epregnancy magazine, which is one of those fluffy magazines that are subscribed to exclusively by gynecologists' offices. I guess this lady read one of my posts responding to this girl who was pregnant due to a rape and was considering getting an abortion. I think I told her what it was like for me when that asshole guy got me pregnant at 14 after beating me until I had sex with him, and I got an abortion. Why do I tell people these things? Answer: because they don't know who I am. Isn't the internet grand? Well, magazine lady is doing an article about pregnancy due to rape, and I answered a bunch of her questions, so my story might be appearing, under a (different) pseudonym, in epregnancy magazine. I sure hope that this doesn't count as my 15 minutes of fame, although I guess it is better than some of the alternatives, such as appearing on The Price is Right and losing horribly at Plunko. We took Juniper to the zoo today. Her first trip to the zoo! Of course the trees and garbage cans were just as interesting as the animals, but it was fun for mommy and daddy to say "Look at the elephants! Do you see the elephants? Look- no, over there. Look. Elephants!" She did seem to enjoy the sea lions, which, thankfully, weren't enthusiastically masturbating in front of the underwater viewing window, as they were last time I went to the zoo. I talked to my doctor again today about my unfortunate butt situation, and she says that the chances of it clearing up on its own at this point are pretty slim. So we have to go into hawk to pay for butt repair. SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK. Sucky. I got to play music with my friends the other day, and it was wicked killer fun. Juniper was pretty mesmerised by the whole thing, but I had to check her hearing afterwards. I want to play again! Right now! I wish my neighbors weren't so opposed to deafening noise. |