A good start It turns out that, after all this time, hemorrhoids aren't even my problem. I have an anal fissure, which the doctor says is a lot more painful. Thank you, doctor, for your validation of my whinyness. But I have been given nitroglycerine cream that will hopefully clear it up, without causing any explosions down there. Juniper can communicate! When you stick out your tongue and say "blah", she sticks out her tongue and says "aaaaa". That takes a lot of self-awareness to do that. She is communicating with me right now, saying "I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, entertain me." |