satanic farts It's Bill's birthday and he took an extra day off, so we decided to go camping. The weather has been great, sunny and in the 80's, but of course as soon as we left yesterday it started apocolypse-style raining from dark, purple clouds. So we took a few soggy hikes and then got a hotel room that had enough dirt and bugs to simulate camping, so it all worked out. Some day we'll take the baby camping in the actual outdoors. Some place that doesn't have cable TV and a toilet that belches up black water with a sound like the devil after a nasty chili dinner. Do I look like I'm joking? Let me assure you, I'm deadly serious. Never stop at the first hotel in town just for the sake of expediency. |