Fulbright ass bite Sometimes regrets become overwhelming. During my final review, my freshman year in college, one of my professors told me she thought I should try for a Fulbright scholarship because she thought I had "a lot of potential". I remember being on the worst of drugs, crank, at the time of the interview, and wondering what the hell a Fulbright scholarship was, and why the hell this lady thought I was so smart. I still don't know what the hell she saw in me, but I sure as shit know what a Fulbright scholarship is now. Damn, damn, damn. Why didn't I at least try? (Note: I didn't do crank very often. It was just incidental that I happened to be on it at the aforesaid time. Icky, icky, icky. Two thumbs down.) If I'm so damn smart, as I have been told throughout my life, starting in kindergarten when they sent me to first grade reading class, why the hell am I so dumb? |