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2005-11-12 - Bye bye in the car car2005-11-05 - Why doesn't someone just give that guy a blow job so that we can impeach him?2005-10-31 - So be nice to your mother....2005-10-29 - Goodbye, priceless musical instruments2005-10-24 - don't look, my soul is bare2005-10-22 - fantabulous!2005-10-20 - -2005-10-14 - -2005-10-14 - -2005-10-08 - cad2005-09-30 - -2005-09-20 - Pipeless dreams2005-09-18 - Hick-a-dee-doo-dah2005-09-14 - -2005-09-10 - Whatever, universe2005-09-02 - One for one and one for one2005-09-02 - -2005-08-24 - Dramatic interlude2005-08-21 - toss me off the wagon2005-08-17 - Fuck2005-08-12 - Curds and ace2005-08-07 - Don't be a criminal in this police state, gotta shop and eat and procreate2005-07-22 - I must be nuts. Someone talk me out of this.2005-07-18 - Would everyone please stop laughing at me?2005-06-19 - named after my uncle's fatal disease2005-06-19 - topless substitute teacher2005-06-09 - Avada Kadavara, you bitch2005-06-01 - many creatures screaming in a strange symphony of multi-species angst2005-05-24 - Adventure? Excitement? Hmmm. A Jedi craves not these things.2005-05-17 - While my mother waters plants, my father loads his gun2005-05-16 - What's the frequency, Kenneth?2005-05-15 - Someone please tell this machine I'm not a machine?2005-05-11 - Disclaimer2005-05-05 - got to the door and couldn't stop2005-04-20 - You wasted life why wouldn't you waste death2005-04-03 - genius genitals2005-02-24 - -2005-02-18 - The Epic of Gilgamesh's Cock2005-02-12 - Breakfast for Elvis2004-12-15 - Is this the end of Nibbleofcorn?2004-12-06 - timeline of events2004-12-05 - Child Abuse2004-12-03 - Walking2004-11-30 - upsadasium2004-11-24 - mental bullets up the ass2004-11-18 - Canta, no llores2004-11-18 - operation midnight pooper2004-11-17 - Granola pie2004-11-17 - Carnival!2004-11-16 - bouncing banker bootie bash2004-11-14 - What larks2004-11-13 - As I mentersay, Pip2004-11-08 - Government is just a fancy title for The Mob.2004-09-27 - THC yeah you know me2004-09-26 - yo2004-09-11 - Neurotica2004-09-08 - bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse2004-08-21 - putting the super back in superficial2004-08-15 - blame it all on me 'cause god I need a cola now2004-08-12 - I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings2004-08-05 - unagimaki rolls into the void2004-08-02 - romantic interlude2004-07-31 - don't want to be a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard2004-07-30 - slutty baby2004-07-29 - sushi-rific2004-07-27 - politics is a bad habit2004-07-26 - give her wings to fly in harmony and she won't bother you no more2004-07-15 - brownies are invading my baby2004-07-12 - twisted physics2004-07-10 - old man, take a look at my life, I'm a lot like you2004-07-07 - perry mason drank rice milk2004-07-04 - waaaaah mama2004-07-01 - please pass the split personality disorder2004-07-01 - yelling girl2004-07-01 - yelling girl2004-06-29 - viva chicken salad2004-06-28 - Mailman, mailman do your duty2004-06-27 - staring down the silent porcelain army2004-06-25 - toe in the eye2004-06-25 - -2004-06-23 - sweeter than slurpee syrup2004-06-22 - chili cheese chimichangas and cherry coke2004-06-21 - the world is my blue oyster cult2004-06-20 - gas station groceries2004-06-19 - bye bye birdie2004-06-18 - grr2004-06-12 - fuck2004-06-12 - Watch out! Incoming kernels!2004-06-12 - the economy is pissing on me2004-06-10 - boopy doopy2004-06-09 - santa, please send me some "z"s2004-06-05 - please leave, and take your greasy skullcap with you2004-06-04 - decapitalize the TEA2004-06-01 - cleanup on mental aisle three2004-05-31 - the battle of noodles and rice (the o-roni war)2004-05-27 - xvm ,nj2004-05-27 - xvm ,nj2004-05-25 - my karmic circle is ashamed2004-05-24 - piggy piggy oink oink2004-05-22 - Sure, let's talk about Jesus, dimwit2004-05-20 - Fulbright ass bite2004-05-20 - Is that who I think it is?2004-05-19 - satanic farts2004-05-16 - Ape is enough2004-05-15 - one gitch, two gitches2004-05-13 - what does the orange one taste like?2004-05-10 - oh, sorry, this is abuse2004-05-10 - -2004-05-09 - -2004-05-08 - why am i even here?2004-05-07 - writing meatilly about my life2004-05-05 - A good start2004-05-03 - -2004-04-30 - icky emotional mealtime2004-04-28 - Mr. normal and the wierding way2004-04-25 - don't tell emma goldman I said this2004-04-24 - Sorry, Mike2004-04-23 - Many references to squirrels2004-04-22 - vegetable2004-04-18 - z-z-z-z-ziff!2004-04-16 - All hands below deck, sailor2004-04-15 - watch out, you're dribbling2004-04-13 - smellin' of patriotism2004-04-12 - worst entry ever\2004-04-12 - peek at pics of pretty pookie2004-04-11 - more monster baby footage?2004-04-11 - never say die2004-04-05 - don't point that thing at me2004-04-02 - i'll retort you2004-03-31 - bloated boogersnot bitch2004-03-30 - Daria, I won't be soothed2004-03-29 - calling all elves2004-03-27 - I think I'll have the FUCKING Jell-o salad2004-03-26 - yodeling afflictions2004-03-24 - flapping my flippers furiously2004-03-19 - please god, don't get mad that I don't believe in you2004-03-18 - only a short leap to British humor2004-03-15 - look! there I am!2004-03-14 - trade you a Ramen for a cigarette2004-03-11 - lively curds2004-03-10 - -2004-03-09 - Cowboy blues2004-03-06 - haute-slammer2004-03-05 - bearer of glad tidings and ghee2004-03-03 - orange you glad I didn't say banana2004-03-01 - groove-at-home mama2004-02-29 - generating surrealism2004-02-28 - May your ass erupt in stinky little balloons2004-02-27 - Lock up your appliances, here i come2004-02-26 - I'm hungry and why do I feel obligated to think up some wacky title fir this page?