Archives
2005-11-12 - Bye bye in the car car
2005-11-05 - Why doesn't someone just give that guy a blow job so that we can impeach him?
2005-10-31 - So be nice to your mother....
2005-10-29 - Goodbye, priceless musical instruments
2005-10-24 - don't look, my soul is bare
2005-10-22 - fantabulous!
2005-10-20 - -
2005-10-14 - -
2005-10-14 - -
2005-10-08 - cad
2005-09-30 - -
2005-09-20 - Pipeless dreams
2005-09-18 - Hick-a-dee-doo-dah
2005-09-14 - -
2005-09-10 - Whatever, universe
2005-09-02 - One for one and one for one
2005-09-02 - -
2005-08-24 - Dramatic interlude
2005-08-21 - toss me off the wagon
2005-08-17 - Fuck
2005-08-12 - Curds and ace
2005-08-07 - Don't be a criminal in this police state, gotta shop and eat and procreate
2005-07-22 - I must be nuts. Someone talk me out of this.
2005-07-18 - Would everyone please stop laughing at me?
2005-06-19 - named after my uncle's fatal disease
2005-06-19 - topless substitute teacher
2005-06-09 - Avada Kadavara, you bitch
2005-06-01 - many creatures screaming in a strange symphony of multi-species angst
2005-05-24 - Adventure? Excitement? Hmmm. A Jedi craves not these things.
2005-05-17 - While my mother waters plants, my father loads his gun
2005-05-16 - What's the frequency, Kenneth?
2005-05-15 - Someone please tell this machine I'm not a machine?
2005-05-11 - Disclaimer
2005-05-05 - got to the door and couldn't stop
2005-04-20 - You wasted life why wouldn't you waste death
2005-04-03 - genius genitals
2005-02-24 - -
2005-02-18 - The Epic of Gilgamesh's Cock
2005-02-12 - Breakfast for Elvis
2004-12-15 - Is this the end of Nibbleofcorn?
2004-12-06 - timeline of events
2004-12-05 - Child Abuse
2004-12-03 - Walking
2004-11-30 - upsadasium
2004-11-24 - mental bullets up the ass
2004-11-18 - Canta, no llores
2004-11-18 - operation midnight pooper
2004-11-17 - Granola pie
2004-11-17 - Carnival!
2004-11-16 - bouncing banker bootie bash
2004-11-14 - What larks
2004-11-13 - As I mentersay, Pip
2004-11-08 - Government is just a fancy title for The Mob.
2004-09-27 - THC yeah you know me
2004-09-26 - yo
2004-09-11 - Neurotica
2004-09-08 - bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse
2004-08-21 - putting the super back in superficial
2004-08-15 - blame it all on me 'cause god I need a cola now
2004-08-12 - I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
2004-08-05 - unagimaki rolls into the void
2004-08-02 - romantic interlude
2004-07-31 - don't want to be a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard
2004-07-30 - slutty baby
2004-07-29 - sushi-rific
2004-07-27 - politics is a bad habit
2004-07-26 - give her wings to fly in harmony and she won't bother you no more
2004-07-15 - brownies are invading my baby
2004-07-12 - twisted physics
2004-07-10 - old man, take a look at my life, I'm a lot like you
2004-07-07 - perry mason drank rice milk
2004-07-04 - waaaaah mama
2004-07-01 - please pass the split personality disorder
2004-07-01 - yelling girl
2004-07-01 - yelling girl
2004-06-29 - viva chicken salad
2004-06-28 - Mailman, mailman do your duty
2004-06-27 - staring down the silent porcelain army
2004-06-25 - toe in the eye
2004-06-25 - -
2004-06-23 - sweeter than slurpee syrup
2004-06-22 - chili cheese chimichangas and cherry coke
2004-06-21 - the world is my blue oyster cult
2004-06-20 - gas station groceries
2004-06-19 - bye bye birdie
2004-06-18 - grr
2004-06-12 - fuck
2004-06-12 - Watch out! Incoming kernels!
2004-06-12 - the economy is pissing on me
2004-06-10 - boopy doopy
2004-06-09 - santa, please send me some "z"s
2004-06-05 - please leave, and take your greasy skullcap with you
2004-06-04 - decapitalize the TEA
2004-06-01 - cleanup on mental aisle three
2004-05-31 - the battle of noodles and rice (the o-roni war)
2004-05-27 - xvm ,nj
2004-05-27 - xvm ,nj
2004-05-25 - my karmic circle is ashamed
2004-05-24 - piggy piggy oink oink
2004-05-22 - Sure, let's talk about Jesus, dimwit
2004-05-20 - Fulbright ass bite
2004-05-20 - Is that who I think it is?
2004-05-19 - satanic farts
2004-05-16 - Ape is enough
2004-05-15 - one gitch, two gitches
2004-05-13 - what does the orange one taste like?
2004-05-10 - oh, sorry, this is abuse
2004-05-10 - -
2004-05-09 - -
2004-05-08 - why am i even here?
2004-05-07 - writing meatilly about my life
2004-05-05 - A good start
2004-05-03 - -
2004-04-30 - icky emotional mealtime
2004-04-28 - Mr. normal and the wierding way
2004-04-25 - don't tell emma goldman I said this
2004-04-24 - Sorry, Mike
2004-04-23 - Many references to squirrels
2004-04-22 - vegetable
2004-04-18 - z-z-z-z-ziff!
2004-04-16 - All hands below deck, sailor
2004-04-15 - watch out, you're dribbling
2004-04-13 - smellin' of patriotism
2004-04-12 - worst entry ever\
2004-04-12 - peek at pics of pretty pookie
2004-04-11 - more monster baby footage?
2004-04-11 - never say die
2004-04-05 - don't point that thing at me
2004-04-02 - i'll retort you
2004-03-31 - bloated boogersnot bitch
2004-03-30 - Daria, I won't be soothed
2004-03-29 - calling all elves
2004-03-27 - I think I'll have the FUCKING Jell-o salad
2004-03-26 - yodeling afflictions
2004-03-24 - flapping my flippers furiously
2004-03-19 - please god, don't get mad that I don't believe in you
2004-03-18 - only a short leap to British humor
2004-03-15 - look! there I am!
2004-03-14 - trade you a Ramen for a cigarette
2004-03-11 - lively curds
2004-03-10 - -
2004-03-09 - Cowboy blues
2004-03-06 - haute-slammer
2004-03-05 - bearer of glad tidings and ghee
2004-03-03 - orange you glad I didn't say banana
2004-03-01 - groove-at-home mama
2004-02-29 - generating surrealism
2004-02-28 - May your ass erupt in stinky little balloons
2004-02-27 - Lock up your appliances, here i come
2004-02-26 - I'm hungry and why do I feel obligated to think up some wacky title fir this page?
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