kitty porn Wow. I'm back again. I'm sure the adoring public is relieved. I started reading some of the other diaries on here. There really is a great, swimming mass of humanity out there, isn't there? And I found out that there are other people who like Modest Mouse and the Pixies. Yay! And there are other people who think there are vampires. I think some of those people live next door to me. That would be horrible to be a vampire, wouldn't it? I sure hope I haven't offended any vampires in my adoring public. Wait- what if my baby turns out to be a vampire???? Ouch. I'd have to give blood instead of milk. God, I keep getting these horrible popups. This spyware crap is getting into my poor computer and eating holes into its brain. So last night, before he went to work at midnight poor fellow, my husband had a dream that I was having the baby but I was also having an out-of-body experience (that would be nice during labor, actually) but the baby was sticking her arm out and reaching around and poor Bill didn't know what to do. I just had a dream that a nasty spider had bitten me, crawled into my body and laid its eggs in my eggs and so I was actually going to give birth to a great mass of spiders, this time and then every time I ovulated for the rest of my life. Pleasant. I need to stop reading so much Stephen King. I should read more Stephen Hawking, instead. That would make for better dreams. So I finally gave in and bought that Gold Package crap (future value to teach baby: don't give in to repeat advertising). Then I can put pictures in here and turn this into a real hobby, which might keep me sane or, well, something. Plus, I'll write more. I come from a long line of Norwegien farmers, white trash, and other hooligans that would eat spoiled ham just because they paid for it, damn it, and so it can't go to waste. I don't think it has kicked in yet, though. So no kitty porn pictures yet. Really, what would better illustrate my life than pictures of cats humping pillows? That about sums it all up. |