Carnival! So, Brazil is in a dispute with the International Atomic Energy Agency regarding inspections of their nuclear program. Some people think that the reason Brazil doesn't want to allow inspections is because they have something to hide. Ummmm...could there be any other reason? Maybe they're hiding France's Christmas present in one of the centerfuges. Or maybe the drapes just don't match the carpet and they can't bear for the international community to see. Does this mean we have to invade Brazil, too? We should invade during Carnival, that way the soldiers could dress in drag and mambo their way to victory. |